In a world increasingly filled with gloom, there was once a beacon of joy that united us all...
Rick.
Yet,
as Rick's masterpiece
echoes further into the past,
we have identified a deeply disturbing trend arising...
don't just take our word for it...
have a look at the data for yourself:
As you can see, todays search interest in Rick Roll is a mere 10% of its previous all time highs. This is unacceptable.
As Rick’s popularity declines, we see the state of our society declining with it. Just look for yourself:
We know how difficult it can be to understand complex data, so we created this simplified graphic:
Does that sound like a fair deal to you fellow degen?
We don't think so. We think it's time for a change.
So, how do we fix this?
Rick Wif Hat.
It couldn’t be more simple.
1. rick roll more people
2. break previous all time highs for rick roll search volume
3. make loads of people hat and dance
4. ???
5. profit
we know it’s possible, our analyst said so:
So, what are you waiting for?
Will you continue letting
this poor man suffer?
Or will you stand up and fight the good fight?
Welcome to the dance.
Welcome to $rick.
Please take a closer look at
$rick’s utility below:
Surprise!
To celebrate the launch of our project, we want to reward you for making it this far. You can get your first $rick on us...
Viva la $rick